Disco Eros Finos is for the girls and boys who eat pizza with red wine, who paint their lips in car mirrors, who layer pearls over ripped tees, who tuck glitter in their pockets just in case, who do the cha-cha in the grocery store aisle, who end up with just one earring for dancing too hard, and keep jamming even when the sun comes up.

Is that you? Come join the party!